...at a restaurant that serves (as the menu card tells us) Seva Puri, Tomoto Omlet, Amerikan / Chainse Chapsy, Green Piece Fry, Cooktail Juice (all the drinks are listed under the section named Fluids, by the way), Jero Rice, Fingure Chips, Thrible Fried Rice, Mancho Noodles, Sizwan Mashroom and other such wonders - which I've promptly made note of with much joy and delight - we ate some delicious lunch.
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth ... and the sibling ordered fresh lime soda. And was told it was not available. Super.
After lunch, the waiter brought the finger bowl, or should I say fingure bowl, to our table.
For those checking the link, what in the world is doily? Okie, I shall dictionary dot com the word.
Coming back to the fingure bowl, I got a brilliant-or-so-I-thought-idea to trouble the brother. I squeezed the half-lemon into the warm water, looked at the sibling sitting beside me and said 'You wanted fresh lime soda, no...?'
The sibling, without much ado, well, with much ado actually, took his fingure bowl and added tomoto sauce, chilly sauce, vinegar, schezwan (spelled sizwan, schizwani and sehezwan in different parts of the menu card) sauce, paper (pepper) and not to forget some salt to taste.
He then offered the concoction to me asking very politely, 'Soup?'
Pah.
At that embarrassing point in time, I wanted to send him to Singapur (or to China to get the Chainse torture) or make Kukumber Raitha of him, the yeeediyatt.
I was secretly khush for the shameless brilliance of the sibling but just pretend you didn't read that.
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Doily, by the way, is this:
[doi-lee]
–noun, plural -lies.
Thenkoo, dictionary.com
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So that's that.
I'm still wondering what Spaice at Peace soup is.
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth ... and the sibling ordered fresh lime soda. And was told it was not available. Super.
After lunch, the waiter brought the finger bowl, or should I say fingure bowl, to our table.
For those checking the link, what in the world is doily? Okie, I shall dictionary dot com the word.
Coming back to the fingure bowl, I got a brilliant-or-so-I-thought-idea to trouble the brother. I squeezed the half-lemon into the warm water, looked at the sibling sitting beside me and said 'You wanted fresh lime soda, no...?'
The sibling, without much ado, well, with much ado actually, took his fingure bowl and added tomoto sauce, chilly sauce, vinegar, schezwan (spelled sizwan, schizwani and sehezwan in different parts of the menu card) sauce, paper (pepper) and not to forget some salt to taste.
He then offered the concoction to me asking very politely, 'Soup?'
Pah.
At that embarrassing point in time, I wanted to send him to Singapur (or to China to get the Chainse torture) or make Kukumber Raitha of him, the yeeediyatt.
I was secretly khush for the shameless brilliance of the sibling but just pretend you didn't read that.
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Doily, by the way, is this:
[doi-lee]
li
–noun, plural -lies.
| 1. | any small, ornamental mat, as of embroidery or lace. |
| 2. | Archaic. a small napkin, as one used during a dessert course. |
Thenkoo, dictionary.com
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So that's that.
I'm still wondering what Spaice at Peace soup is.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Doily%20(doiley)
:D
SS - :O
Che, che. What eez thees?
I read this also 'Urban Dictionary is the dictionary you wrote. Define your world'No wonder! :D
Out of curiosity, I looked up the meaning of 'dictionary' here and ahem. The results are: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dictionary
too much it is...which place is the BTW?
Hahahahha! Don't you love that site? It keeps me entertained for hours.
hahaha nice one! although I must say im always amazed by ur talent of writing the most ordinary events beautifully! :)
excellent!!
When I was back in college, our canteen's blackboard menu one afternoon listed Green Peace.
I must say I love the word Chainse.
brilliat :)
i came across 'pups' for puffs in a menu once chicken 'pups' or veg 'pups' anyone?
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